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If I Did It - Back again

"If I Did It", the infamous book by OJ Simpson is back again. "People will do anything for money" is a gross understatement when it comes to the man and the book. However, you can expect other celebrities to try to cash in if that book hits the press again. Some likely titles and authors are these:

"If I Did It - Took the Money and Ran" - Roger Clemens

"If I Did It - Right Behind Him" - Andy Pettitte"

"If I Did It - A Little Insider Info Never Hurt Anybody" - Martha Stewart

"If I Did It - They Didn't Call Me Charlie Hustle For Nuthin' - Pete Rose

"If I Did It - Maybe...but How Many Homers Did YOU Hit? - Barry Bonds

"If I Did It - Wrote A Secret Harry Potter Book Buried In Westminster Abbey" (And I will dig it up the day a woman in GB claims to be richer than I am) -J.K. Rowling

"If I Did It - Faked My Death and Moved To Vegas" - Jimmy Hoffa (What happens here stays here)
"If I Did It - Elected most poplar In Eighth Grade" - Mike Tyson ( I had a few problums with the vote at first but influnced some to see it my way.)

"If I Did It - What's Wrong With A Friendly Dogfight? We Do It Every Sunday!" - Michael Vick

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