I like SPAM. I like to fry it and eat it with scrambled eggs. I like it for a sandwich. I really looked forward to it on maneuvers for it had some body and could be warmed in the exhaust pipe of my Personnel Carrier. A few years ago Ann and I visited the SPAM Museum in Austin, Minnesota. It is a fun museum. Austin is the home of Hormel, the makers of SPAM. I like SPAM.
I hate spam. I loathe and despise spam. It has invaded our computer and is ruining the fun of writing and reading . We had over 500 spams when we returned from Center Point Monday. They are coming at 50 or so a day. I am "killing" the spammers one at a time, but it is like fighting fire ants. Why are persons allowed to invade my machine with their trash? Why do they call it spam? I like SPAM! I think "rot" would be a pretty good name. "filth" would be a fitting word for most of it. Let's see, "vomit"? No, for that is an involuntary act which usually brings relief from some invading germ.Vomit would be too mild. Anyway, I will fight this thing for awhile but will probably have to get a new e-mail address. I like SPAM. I hate spam! Boy, do I feel better. Oh, no! Not five more!!!