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REPO MAN

I shared in a BLOG months ago about being a REPO MAN when I got out of the service and when I met Ann. It was not a fun job for me. Those guys are really busy right now with the economic downturn. I warn you they will come after your vehicle if you let the payments lag. I wrote this little poem about my former occupation. It is through the eyes of a REPO MAN. A word to the wise....

REPO MAN

I'm a REPO man and you don't want to see
me coming your way, 'cause I'll take your key.
You can hide all you like but you can't run too far;
I'll steal it at church or outside a bar.

I'll come after dark or by light of day;
At work it's not safe...or in your driveway!
You think I am heartless, uncaring and cruel?
That don't bother me! You broke the "pay" rule.

Don't you read that fine print when you're buyin' a car?
Most people start but they don't go very far.
It says: WHEN YOUR PAYMENT GETS A MONTH OVERDUE
YOU COUGH UP THE CASH OR WE TAKE IT FROM YOU!

You think I'm bothered when in bed at night?
Man, I do my best work when there's not too much light.
Enjoy your ride, but when payment's past due,
I'll track down your wheels...and take them from you!

REPO MAN!

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