Taxi Driver: "Where to Mac?". Customer: " Take me to IBC Bank down here on Staples. I need you to wait for me. I won't be long.". Taxi Driver: "No problem! You makin' a big deposit? Glad someone's making some cash." Customer: "As a matter of fact, I am thinking of withdrawing a considerable sum." Taxi Driver: "Well, you'll be safe with me. I have never had a robber in my cab, and if I did he would get a piece of this!" (Shows pistol under seat). Customer:" Good to feel safe. Now, don't go away for another call. There will be a nice tip in it for you." Taxi Driver: "I will be right here. Take your time."
The cabbie stepped out of his hack and lit up. He didn't even get to finish and his customer was back. He gave an address by a housing project. When he got out the fare was $6.45. The man gave him two fives and said, "Keep the change!". Nice tip. Now the police want a tip or two that can lead them to this innovative taxi-riding bandit. Only in Corpus Christi, Texas in summer.You see, the man went inside while his taxi awaited, and robbed the bank!
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