Keeping up with the world celebrities is so BIG our Corpus Christi Caller/Times devotes page two to all their doings and undoings.
I owe it to my non-newspaper readers (both of you) , to let you know the biggest shocker is that the marriage, begun on Cape Cod in 1985, of Austrian muscleman and movie star, Arnold Schwarzenegger; and American princess of the Kennedy dynasty, Maria Shriver is washing out into the Pacific. They have just moved from the governor's mansion. His father was a policeman in Austria. Her uncle was a president of the United States. She was a democrat. He was a republican. Rumors have it he was tweeting on his recent foreign trips and didn't mention his wife at all. Maria posted three updates on her twitter page and didn't mention their 25th wedding anniversary. Sounds like too much tweeting and twittering was taking place.
Sorry to hear it happening. Taking Maria's side, I have to say that he certainly was a difficult man to understand, expecially when he spoke.
On with the NEWS! Dedicated media of Great Britain have discovered the "secret" hideaway for Bill and Kate. It is The Seychelles an archipelago in the Indian Ocean. They are just now getting off. It took her this long to pack. He only has two weeks away from his job as a search and rescue helicopter pilot. Glad to hear one of them has a job. By the way, why didn't they assign those reporters to find Ben Laden? They could have done it in a couple of weeks! It took us five years.
Can you take any more? Just one more tidbit. Johnny Depp is thinking about a FIFTH "Pirates of The Caribbean" movie. Could it be money? Or does he just like dressing up in that swashbuckling outfit? Inquiring minds would like to know. I wish he would do "Pirates of Aransas Pass and Pirates of Rockport-Fulton". They could battle it out from fishing guide boats in Aransas Bay, throwing explosive footballs at each other. Might be just as interesting.
So, until page TWO brings more valuable information I will sign off. Smile a little. Your face won't shatter. dp
